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 Medals: 0 Ribbons: 11  Registered Member #1458 Joined: Thu Jan 03 2008, 10:28AMPosts: 2092 | Woman Drivers - Nataniel Vanoggend terwyl ek (minding my own business-as men normally do) op die snelweg ry, kyk ek oor my skouer en sien 'n vrou hier langs my ... in 'n splinternuwe Polo, met haar gesig tot teenaan die tru-spieëltjie gedruk, besig om maskara aan te sit. Kan jy dit glo? Ek het net vir 'n paar sekondes weggekyk, maar toe ek my weer kon kry, is sy halfpad oor in my baan, nog steeds besig met haar blerrie maskara. Nou kyk, as 'n man skrik ek normaalweg nie maklik nie. Maar die vroumens het my so die horries gegee dat ek my elektriese skeermes uit my hand laat val het, wat op sy beurt die "Steak & Kidney pie" uit my ander hand laat glip het en 'n gemors op die "gearlever" laat los het. In die hele deurmekaarspul - terwyl ek die kar probeer stuur met my knieë -glip die selfoon toe weg van my oor, drop in die vuurwarm Wimpy koffie tussen my bene, verbrand vir grootseun en die tweeling dat ek gil van pyn en natuurlik my sigaret voor in my hemp laat val. Die gevolg: my selfoon in sy moer, my broek papnat, my nasaat masjien uit aksie vir wie weet hoe lank, my beste hemp vol gate gebrand en ek het boonop 'n belangrike oorsese oproep verloor. Blerrie vroumens- bestuurders......... ........... RC helicopters aren't a matter of life or DEATH... They're far MORE important than that! | ||
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 Medals: 0 Ribbons: 11 Registered Member #1409 Joined: Thu Nov 01 2007, 01:34PMPosts: 1756 | It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gyneacologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHO UT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49 not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52.. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring alcohol . . . Come to the dark side, we have cookies there.:D ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ʎlɟ plnoɔ ı ɥsıʍ ı | ||
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